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Oct 27, 2009

Guru Rant: The Whisperers


Look, let's get one thing clear... I could care less about any statement that could come out of your pie-hole. I have more important things not to do. But if you continue to whisper when I walk down the aisle or come back to my cubicle, I will start to think that you are talking about me.

Nope, I will not think that you are talking about something that you don't want anybody else to know. I will think that you are talking about me. Why? Because this place doesn't matter at all to me. Do you see any pictures of my family on my desk? Nope, and there's a very good reason for that. I don't have any pictures of my coworkers on my fireplace.

Oh, and if you are going to whisper, please, just shut up. Because you obviously can't do your job right, and now, you can't whisper properly? Stop gossiping! That's some High School nonsence that a fellow Guru just touched on. Damn Whisperers...

2 comments:

Sailor Moon said...

Haha I just walked passed some whisperers coming from the kitchen. In their defense tho I already knew what they were talking about. The admin just got fired yesterday it was a secret so the receptionist was telling one of my coworkers what happened.

But yea some coworkers act like little kids. Work is definitely like high school just like OHW said.

Anonymous said...

i have two coworkers who carry the "acute whisper" trait.
They are so annoying too. Always talkin bout things that arent their business. But these same two tack-heads will loudly discuss their illnesses and diets and other personal crap I do not care to know. They need to just go outside and gossip. Im over them man!