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Nov 30, 2009

Hate to be Back... but I can Dream of an Alternate Reality


Isn't one of the worst feelings in the world the one of dread you feel Sunday night before retuning to work after a holiday? I know it is for me. I hate it!
Part of me is definitely thankful that I have a means to make ends meet and whatnot, but most of me longs to be free of the ball and chain that is my cubicle and desk.
Oh how I envy those who own profitable online businesses and blogs. How nice would it be to not even have to get out of bed Mon-Fri? I can picture it now... I simply roll over, pluck my Mac notebook off my nightstand and log on to work. (I'd have a coffee maker in my bedroom of course and a little fridge for a quick breakfast) Around 1130 I would get a bite for lunch, have a quick workout, and then around 1 pm I would log back on to tie up whatever loose ends need to be tied.
No cubes, no pesky shuffling co-workers trying to shift their work on me, no annoying potlucks to attend, no dumb networking events with phony ass-kissers trying to steal your job, no boss to take orders from.... Yeah, that's the life I dream of.
Oh well, probably wont happen. Why? Because I realize that a life like that actually takes more work to become a success than it does working for Big Business and sit here at the office Hardly Working... But still, I can fantasize.
What do you dream of while you're Hardly Working on the "Man's" dime?


-the gurus

2 comments:

Sailor Moon said...

I dream about:

1. Holding one of my coworker's head under water until she stops struggling.

2. Winning the lotto even tho I don't play.

3. Trading the Dealer in for a suger daddy/high roller (thanks Ms Geri).

4. Food and skittles

5. Sex

6. B*tch slapping anyone that gets on my nerves.

7. The reasons why paddling has been outlawed.

8. Nas being single again.

9. If bottled water is really tap water in a snazzy label.

10. B*tch slapping everyone that gets on my nerves.

11. Sex

12. Whether or not I remembered to unplug the heater in my apt.

Sailor Moon said...

For number 11 now that I think about it that should read kinky sex.