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Today is one of those days…
I know we have touched on the topic of “Skaters” in a past update but it has reached a new level so I think it deserves a new name.
Let’s just say I hate my job. Let me clarify. I love what I do, I love my boss and I love my one co-worker. But there is one person that makes me dread coming to my office. She makes me think about hitting that parked car on the side of the road in the morning. She makes me think twice about if it’s worth getting fired because I have caused her physical pain. It’s to the point that I don’t even consider her a woman… she is a snake. The way she talks, the way she moves, the way she acts… it all has a slither to it.
She is conniving. Let’s just say there is a file on her computer where she documents my every action, my every email and I wouldn’t be surprised if that file even documented my every conversation. And then she just waits. Sitting on this useless information until she is ready to attack and manipulate this information that she has stored and use it against me. I have seen it happen.
She is rude. She can slither around the office bouncing from one loud conversation to the next, disrupting everyone in her path or earshot. But the second you decide to let your hair down at the end of the day, on a Friday to discuss weekend plans with your next-door co-worker…she attacks by calling you rude and obnoxious. She coils back in shock that “she is the only one still on the clock and still has important work to do.” But earlier in the day she killed you slowly by talking just loud of enough to the woman across the room about why pepper jack is her favorite cheese.
She is lazy. She will not go one step above and beyond doing absolutely nothing! She finds a way to pass each of her tasks off to a helpless victim. But still claims that it was her task so she deserves full credit for the work. She will not learn a new skill. If she is unaware of how to use a tool on the computer or create a table on Word, she snatches up the closest person and offers her chair to them and asks them to perform the 5th grade-level task while she continues her cheese conversation with a new victim. While she does this, I am slapping her – in my head.
I am an outgoing person who can get along with a rock. But the only thoughts I have of this woman-ish creature, is getting a shovel, cutting her head off with the sharp edge and watching her squirm as she dies a slow, painful death. That is the only way to kill a snake, right?
I know we have touched on the topic of “Skaters” in a past update but it has reached a new level so I think it deserves a new name.
Let’s just say I hate my job. Let me clarify. I love what I do, I love my boss and I love my one co-worker. But there is one person that makes me dread coming to my office. She makes me think about hitting that parked car on the side of the road in the morning. She makes me think twice about if it’s worth getting fired because I have caused her physical pain. It’s to the point that I don’t even consider her a woman… she is a snake. The way she talks, the way she moves, the way she acts… it all has a slither to it.
She is conniving. Let’s just say there is a file on her computer where she documents my every action, my every email and I wouldn’t be surprised if that file even documented my every conversation. And then she just waits. Sitting on this useless information until she is ready to attack and manipulate this information that she has stored and use it against me. I have seen it happen.
She is rude. She can slither around the office bouncing from one loud conversation to the next, disrupting everyone in her path or earshot. But the second you decide to let your hair down at the end of the day, on a Friday to discuss weekend plans with your next-door co-worker…she attacks by calling you rude and obnoxious. She coils back in shock that “she is the only one still on the clock and still has important work to do.” But earlier in the day she killed you slowly by talking just loud of enough to the woman across the room about why pepper jack is her favorite cheese.
She is lazy. She will not go one step above and beyond doing absolutely nothing! She finds a way to pass each of her tasks off to a helpless victim. But still claims that it was her task so she deserves full credit for the work. She will not learn a new skill. If she is unaware of how to use a tool on the computer or create a table on Word, she snatches up the closest person and offers her chair to them and asks them to perform the 5th grade-level task while she continues her cheese conversation with a new victim. While she does this, I am slapping her – in my head.
I am an outgoing person who can get along with a rock. But the only thoughts I have of this woman-ish creature, is getting a shovel, cutting her head off with the sharp edge and watching her squirm as she dies a slow, painful death. That is the only way to kill a snake, right?
8 comments:
All I can say is oh my! But I do feel you. I have an annoying coworker. I call her the pank shoes wearing heffa.
Why do others even agree to do her work for her? Is it because they fear blackmail? If not she must be very hot. If she is slightly hot, one of the guys needs to score with her and let the entire office know. That just might do the trick.
So...fawking...DEAD @ cheese convo!! I kinda worked with someone like that, too. He always slagged off and didn't do what he was supposed to and the moment I complained to management, he tried to accuse me of the same thing. >_< I wasn't the one that got fired, though. ^_^
Lol.
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LMAO @ pepper jack cheese convo!!!!!!! i like this!!
Wow that is annoying. I would probably be catching a case if i were u. btw, the pic kinda scared me at first.
@flimami,
that was what the picture was posed to do
Holy crap. Genius post. (crappy situation) but GENIUS post.
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