Now I’m sure we have all worked with someone that we have found attractive. Maybe you two flirted a little, exchanged curious glances or even engaged in some naughty workplace behavior. Is that necessarily a bad thing?
It doesn't as long as you make it YOUR business to keep it professional in the workplace.
There is no need to bring the trials and tribulations of your love life to the 11am meeting in the conference room. Your coworkers do not need to hear you singing lyrics from another sad love song while watching you snotting, crying and basically making an ass out of yourself.
Random outbursts and screaming matches have no place in the office unless it is Football Season and you and your coworkers are having a healthy debate on why your team is better than theirs.
As long as there's a mutual understanding about what your relationship status is and means, workplace romances can be fun and actually make you want to go to work everyday. So here are a few tips from the Gurus of OrHardlyWorking to keep it clean, exciting and more importantly, employed:
- Do not use the copier for your own personal sex tryst documenting photo shoot.
- If you're fortunate enough to have your own office, remember to always lock the door during quickies.
- Stay off of your boss's desk.
- If you’re going to have some lunchtime boogie in the car, you might want to leave the parking lot so the security guards and/or cameras don’t catch you.
- Remember, skirts are our friends.
- This one is for ladies in particular; Do not try and date everyone in your office. Being the office door knob is not cute. Men, you know you have a little more room here, but still-- male or female, noone wants the office whore .
- Freshen up before going back to work. Baby wipes and body spray works wonders for those hot spots. And don't forget your neck.
- Stay off your boss’s desk! (We can’t stress that enough)
If you stick to these tested, tried (Yes, we've tried them out) and true tips for success, you too can have a secret office romance, fling or both. Feel free to add to the list or share your own stories.
6 comments:
hmmm yes indeedy. I think i will use some of these tips cuz i have my eye on a certain someone at the job...
Bosses office is ok but only for the bold and daring. The riskier the session the more the pleasure.
If you are having an affair with your boss I think you should keep it to yourself because once coworkers find out then it might affect your job.
put it to you like this......you only live once,whats wrong with a quicky while at work,would make me look foward to going to work....they hiring where u work?.......lol
I feel like such a dirty lil bird b/c I have got it in at work many a time.....I'm so ashamed. Paaalease lol who am I kidding no I'm not!
@Sailor,
you're crazy. lol ive never done anything in MY office, but that doesnt mean i havent had an office romance.
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