OHW Presents: "Smelly Meeting," by Voluptuous Enchantress

Our department was 40 people large. Earlier in the day, we held a group lunch featuring Mexican food to celebrate some noxious occasion. The smarter of the bunch avoided the beans for obvious reasons, but a few partook.

Lo and behold, during our group meeting 2 hours later, we are in the executive conference room listening quietly to the Vice President of our department speak, when out of the blue, as in a badly written sitcom what do we hear?
Yeah. A fart. Oh, but this wasn't just an innocent poot that whispered out to be heard by a mere few, but a big, loud and WET nasty fart.

Sad thing about it is that everyone knew who did it because he turned just about as red as a stop sign. No one said anything, and the culprit didn't make any excuses, nor did he excuse himself. He simply put his head down like he was looking at his laptop wishing the stench and embarrassment away, I guess.

He was so embarrassed and all embarrassed for him. Well, except for me and a couple other admins -- we were plain disgusted. I opened a nearby window. I mean, it was refried beans the guy ate!

Everyone near him turned their chairs, noses pointing away from the offender, and the meeting continued on. When the meeting was adjourned Smelly Kelly was the first person to hightail his way out of the boardroom. Everyone else burst out laughing.

Haven't seen him since.


About the author: The Enchantress is a happy, healthy single Black female living in New York City. By profession an Executive Administrative Assistant to the Vice President of a major Pharmaceutical company, her interests include international travel, multi-cultural cooking and learning to becoming a professional chef. She loves Jazz music (Miles Davis is so slept on!!), Neo Soul, reading sappy love stories, horror movies (not gory....just scary), learning anything about Black History, mentoring young Black females about relationships and life and loving
family with all there is to give.


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